Triplicated: Guide to finding an Ang Moh boyfriend...

Much to Hazel's post, I'm sure there are still the rest of us out here who are SPGs. So here's my short guide of finding an ang moh BF...

1st, leave your boyfriends back at hometown…
‘Ok boys, don’t cry… We’re just there to rejuvenate our souls.’

2nd, make sure you choose a vacation date close to a festive period then people are usually friendlier & cheerful. Remember to do your homework in advance, I’m sure you won’t want to be stuck at somewhere during the monsoon period thinking ‘err… where did all the OTHER tourists go?’.

3rd, remember to don your party gear and head to the loudest beach party. Not too skanky, lest, being mistaken for a hooker.

4th, if that didn’t work, go light a wishing lantern and pray that things would turn better tomorrow. Remember to bargain! (150B is still a lot of money!)

5th, dress like triplets so that people will give you some attention.

6th, go join an activity that you would meet other travelers. The key here is, meeting the right ones. You won’t want to be joining day trips and meeting family with 3 noisy kids or old couples reminiscing their good ol’ days.

7th, wear your prettiest bikini. First impression counts. (Who cares if you have your dive suit over or mask on?)

8th, so it’s been 3 days and you haven’t met any cute ang mohs? Now it’s time to get into the nightlife! Pick somewhere with fireshows, buckets & loud r&b.

9th, Just like diving, you’ve seen almost everything you wanted to see underwater. Ship wrecks, leopard sharks, black tip sharks, sea turtles… But no mantas? Mantas are just like cute ang mohs, you need FATE. What’s worse, it’s the last day of your trip?! Repeat step 3 to 8! Give it your last shot!

There!! SEE I told you…

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