why il never marry an ang moh~

As much as i love ogling over Leonardo Dicaprio, i can never see myself marrying an angmoh because.....

1. They look like GIANTS and i cant seem to have a proper conversation with them

Ive never felt so puny beside this 2m tall English Giant who thinks im Yukiko from Tokyo.
Our conversation went like this:
Giant: Where are you from?
Me: Tokio, how abouchu?
Giant: Im from England
Me: * Eyes became wide..Oo..Davie beckham..
Giant: Yes..David Beckham
Me: Ooo..and theres the Queeen..*giggles
Giant: Uh..yup..the Queen
Me: And Ah....Prince William!
Giant: *Pause and stares at me...yes darling..Prince william

2. They are just too friendly

Took a picture of F and this angmoh, to my horror, he planted a kiss on her cheek! Oops! A lil too friendly i guess..

3. Ive got no fate with the cute ones

There are lotsa cute instrustors in the dive sch..

Theres cutie pie Gareth


Sunshine boy, Mike


Jason the one in shades that looks like Bratt


Ken the one with cute curls

Out of all the mouth watering cute instructors, God decided to choose a perfect one for me that looks like this.................................






Why god..Whyyyy?????


Even my dive buddies were not these young hot cuties, but





These! Thats 40 year old French Boy who suffer from nose bleeds every dive on the left, and 50 year old german boy with a nice pool of white hair on the right...see what i mean..




Oh Richard..i guess i love u more on screen..

Till then,

Hazzie