Facebook/friendster and the likes

My previous job left me 50% of my time just surfing the net... And many atime, I would be kaypoh-ing around Facebook & Friendster... Blogs & forums only take up a good 3 hrs, max.

10 things that would leave me sniggering or rolling my eyes.

1. 'Who I want to meet: BaCksTabb3Rs, j3Rk5 & li4Rs b4cK 0FF!'
Err... Seriously, something wrong with your keyboard? & are you still living in the 1990s? Can't remember the last time anyone used the word, backstabbers...

2. 'She is 21, she is studying at blahblah, she wants blahlah, she loves blahblah '

No, really. Whats up with the 3rd person persona thing?

3. 'My photo so fat & ugly horz.. Hehe'

If you think that photo of yours is fat & ugly, you can either a) take up Photoshop lessons or b) take down the photo. Do you even need me to teach you that?

4. XXX will be attending the XX meeting at XX Hotel on XX day xx time.

Hmm... Giving your stalker a chance to hit on you? Or just telling the entire world you have a life, no?

5. 'I love you, why did you do this to me. My heart is painful. Please give me a chance.'

Professing your love over the internet only shows how stupid, immature & naive you are.

6. 'Hate you! You fucking jerk. You go fuck that bitch. You CB NB CCB KNN blahblah'

As above.

7. 'About me: I am Pr1Nc3sS XXX / B4bY G4lz XXX / AnG3L XXX'

IRC nicks are so. last. season. Period.

8. Giving yourself Korean/Japanese name when you're clearly a Chinese. Whats more typing in Korean/Japanese... Do you even know what you're typing?

I remembered stumbling upon an old friend of mine & she decided to give herself a FRENCH name. Called - Chateau. I guess she prolly ripped it off a wine bottle & forgot to do a google search on what a Chateau meant... Cause when I read that, I was laughing my ass off.

9. People who filled their entire page up with animated graphics, bright background pictures, bad music, showing off their lack-thereof of HTML skills like having a marquee, using bright colors on top of dark background.

Ok, I think enough said. It just gives me a headache.

10. Last but not least....
'Bitch, why are you viewing my profile?' If you don't like people to view your profile, delete them off your list & go private. Viola! Simple as that. Cough *sm-*-rfff*

Roarrrrr,